about me
hi! my name is nick, and i go by he/they pronouns. as of 2025, i am 22 years old, and i am attending university with degrees in computer science and mathematics. i am also a gay demiboy moron; please be cautious as my stupidity is infectious :3
more woke information about me can be found at my pronouns page.
what the hell is a demiboy ?
a demiboy is one who identifies partly as male and partly as something else, being a combination of genders, non-binary, or genderless. in my case, i feel that while i am comfortable presenting masculine, there exists part of me isn't attached to any gender whatsoever.
further reading
dry bones
i love dry bones from the super mario franchise. they're such scrunkly cute little creatures, and they present an inspiring metaphor of persistence to me.
my sona is a dry bones! i brandish a light blue set of eyes, a bright indigo set of bones, and a pale purple-orange shell. i also wear a lilac on the right side of my head (left side soon :pleading:) and have wrapped a rose in my shell to create a comfortable environment for my friends. i'm also very shy ':D
i commissioned the lovely Shagapult to draw my sona above! their linktree can be found here.
if you want to see my terrible sketches/comics, you'll be able to find them in the gallery page (if i ever get off my fat ass and do the javascript).
frequently asked questions
what's with the lowercase letters?
i want to create a relaxed and friendly environment for my friends. this isn't meant to be a super professional site, so i don't really bother with capital letters haha. i also think it creates an authentic feel so that you know it isn't ai-generated xd
how did you come up with your username (ozyximo)?
i ended up trying to brute force random characters together to make something that looked and sounded better than my previous username (which wasn't a high bar to set LOL). this approach helped make my username unique, and the first and last letters being the same was a neat touch to me. the username originally used to be capitalized like "Ozyximo," but the first and last letters didn't exactly match, so i changed it a year or two later.
is your last name "gurr?"
you're hilarious! will you be here all week?
please don't ask this question. you may think you're clever, but there's a reason why it's on the faq.